Schmo Swansea Covers Wedding Function Band

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."

Jimi Hendrix

Dogs smoke in France

Ozzy Osbourne

When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn’t know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.

Robbie Williams

“Well, I sort of don’t trust anybody who doesn’t like Led Zeppelin.”

Jack White

If I knew I had to play this song the rest of my life I probably woulda wrote something else....

Joe Walsh

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Frank Zappa

Let me be clear about this: I don't have a drug problem, I have a police problem.

Keith Richards

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Fry and Laurie

"I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch."

George Burns

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.

Ed Gardner

"I've always wanted the sound of Muddy Waters' early records - only louder"

Eric Clapton

I’m sick to death of people saying we’ve made 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we’ve made 12 albums that sound exactly the same.

Angus Young

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes.

Jimi Hendrix

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music"

Billy Wilder

"When you strum a guitar you have everything - rhythm, bass, lead and melody"

Dave Gilmore

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Bob Hope

“Everyone talks about rock these days ; the problem is they forget about the roll”

Keef Richards, Rolling Stones

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."

Voltaire

"If it's too loud, you're too old"

Ted Nugent

“A kid once said to me “Do you get hangovers?”
I said, “To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.”

Lemmy, Motorhead

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

Jim Morrison

"Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read."

Frank Zappa

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

Rod Stewart

"When I was a little boy, I told my dad, 'When I grow up, I want to be a musician.' My dad said: 'You can't do both, Son.'"

Chet Atkins

"Status Quo is to music what Bjorn Borg is to golf"

Anon, seen on toilet wall in Salisbury UK.

"I don't know anything about music, In my line you don't have to."

Elvis Presley

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

Dorothy Parker

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AEROSMITH walk this way
Andy Williams Can't Take My Eyes Off You
ARCTIC MONKEYS dance floor
Arctic Monkeys Scummy
ATARIS boys of summer
BAD COMPANY can't get enough
Beastie Boys Fight for your right
BIFFY CLYRO saturday superhouse
Billy Idol White Wedding
BLACK CROWES too hard to handle
BLINK 182 ALL THE SMALL THINGS
Blondie One way or another
BLUR song 2
BUDDY GUY mustang sally
CHUCK BERRY johnny b goode
CLASH I fought the law
CLASH London's Calling
CLASH should I stay
DANDY WARHOLS bohemian like you
Darkness I Believe in a thing called love
David Bowie Let's Dance
Elvis Costello pump it up
FEEDER buck rogers
FOO FIGHTERS Breakout
FOO FIGHTERS Everlong
FOO FIGHTERS learn to fly
FRANZ FERDINAND take me out
fratellis chelsea dagger
free alright now
GARY MOORe walking by myself
Gloria Jones Tainted Love
GREEN DAY american idiot
GREENDAY BASKET CASE
Gun Word Up
HIVES hate to say I told you
HIVES main offender
JET are you gonna be my girl
JOAN JET I love rock and roll
kaiser chiefs I predict a riot
KINGS OF LEON four kicks
KINGS OF LEON sex on fire
KINGS OF LEON use somebody
KULA SHAKER hush
LEMONHEADS mrs robinson
LENNY KRAVITZ are you gonna go my way
lynard skynyrd Freebird
LYNaRD SKYNYRD sweet home alabama
MOTORHEAD ace of spades
nirvana smells like teen spirit
OCEAN COLOUR SCENE riverboat song
ONLY ONES ANOTHER GIRL ANOTHER PLANET
PEARL JAM alive
PRIMAL SCREAM rocks
Prince Purple Rain
Proclaimers 500 Miles
Radio Head Creep
red hot chilli peppers can't stop
REEF place your hands
Robbie Williams Entertain You
Robert Palmer Doctor Doctor
ROLLING STONES brown sugar
ROLLING STONES jumpin jack flash
ROLLING STONES Sympathy for the devil
SANTANA smooth
seal crazy
SNOW PATROL chasing cars
SNOW PATROL run
STEALERS WHEEL stuck in the middle
STEREOPHONICS dakota
stereophonics local boy in the photograph
STEREOPHONICS tramps vest
STEVIE WONDER superstition
The Animals House of the rising son
The Beat Mirror in the bathroom
The Buzzcocks Ever Fallen in Love
The Doors Break on through
The Jam Going Underground
THE KNACK my sharona
THE RACONTEURS consoler of the lonely
THE RACONTEURS steady as she goes
Thin Lizzy Rosalie
tom petty running down a dream
U2 desire
UNDERTONES teenage kicks
VAN HALEN you really got me
VAN MORRISON brown eyed girl
WHITE STRIPES 7 NATION ARMY
wolfmother joker & the thief
you've got my number undertones
ZZ TOP gimme all your lovin
ZZ TOP le grange
ZZ TOP tush