Schmo Swansea Covers Wedding Function Band

"If it's too loud, you're too old"

Ted Nugent

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."

Jimi Hendrix

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."


"He has Van Gogh's ear for music"

Billy Wilder

I’m sick to death of people saying we’ve made 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we’ve made 12 albums that sound exactly the same.

Angus Young

"When I was a little boy, I told my dad, 'When I grow up, I want to be a musician.' My dad said: 'You can't do both, Son.'"

Chet Atkins

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.

Ed Gardner

“A kid once said to me “Do you get hangovers?”
I said, “To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.”

Lemmy, Motorhead

When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn’t know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.

Robbie Williams

"Status Quo is to music what Bjorn Borg is to golf"

Anon, seen on toilet wall in Salisbury UK.

"I don't know anything about music, In my line you don't have to."

Elvis Presley

Let me be clear about this: I don't have a drug problem, I have a police problem.

Keith Richards

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Bob Hope

"Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read."

Frank Zappa

"I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch."

George Burns

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

Jim Morrison

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Frank Zappa

Dogs smoke in France

Ozzy Osbourne

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes.

Jimi Hendrix

“Well, I sort of don’t trust anybody who doesn’t like Led Zeppelin.”

Jack White

"When you strum a guitar you have everything - rhythm, bass, lead and melody"

Dave Gilmore

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

Dorothy Parker

"I've always wanted the sound of Muddy Waters' early records - only louder"

Eric Clapton

“Everyone talks about rock these days ; the problem is they forget about the roll”

Keef Richards, Rolling Stones

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Fry and Laurie

If I knew I had to play this song the rest of my life I probably woulda wrote something else....

Joe Walsh

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

Rod Stewart


No public gigs are scheduled at the moment....