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“Everyone talks about rock these days ; the problem is they forget about the roll”

Keef Richards, Rolling Stones

"Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read."

Frank Zappa

"I don't know anything about music, In my line you don't have to."

Elvis Presley

"Status Quo is to music what Bjorn Borg is to golf"

Anon, seen on toilet wall in Salisbury UK.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

Rod Stewart

"When I was a little boy, I told my dad, 'When I grow up, I want to be a musician.' My dad said: 'You can't do both, Son.'"

Chet Atkins

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Bob Hope

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes.

Jimi Hendrix

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music"

Billy Wilder

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

Frank Zappa

When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn’t know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.

Robbie Williams

Let me be clear about this: I don't have a drug problem, I have a police problem.

Keith Richards

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."

Jimi Hendrix

“A kid once said to me “Do you get hangovers?”
I said, “To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.”

Lemmy, Motorhead

"I've always wanted the sound of Muddy Waters' early records - only louder"

Eric Clapton

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."


Dogs smoke in France

Ozzy Osbourne

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

Jim Morrison

I’m sick to death of people saying we’ve made 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we’ve made 12 albums that sound exactly the same.

Angus Young

“Well, I sort of don’t trust anybody who doesn’t like Led Zeppelin.”

Jack White

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

Dorothy Parker

"I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch."

George Burns

"If it's too loud, you're too old"

Ted Nugent

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.

Ed Gardner

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Fry and Laurie

If I knew I had to play this song the rest of my life I probably woulda wrote something else....

Joe Walsh

"When you strum a guitar you have everything - rhythm, bass, lead and melody"

Dave Gilmore

bend our ear...

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