“Everyone talks about rock these days ; the problem is they forget about the roll”
"Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read."
"I don't know anything about music, In my line you don't have to."
"Status Quo is to music what Bjorn Borg is to golf"
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
"When I was a little boy, I told my dad, 'When I grow up, I want to be a musician.' My dad said: 'You can't do both, Son.'"
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes.
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music"
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
When I first met him [David Beckham] I didn’t know whether to shake his hand or lick his face.
Let me be clear about this: I don't have a drug problem, I have a police problem.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."
“A kid once said to me “Do you get hangovers?” I said, “To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.”
"I've always wanted the sound of Muddy Waters' early records - only louder"
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."
Dogs smoke in France
Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
I’m sick to death of people saying we’ve made 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we’ve made 12 albums that sound exactly the same.
“Well, I sort of don’t trust anybody who doesn’t like Led Zeppelin.”
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
"I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch."
"If it's too loud, you're too old"
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
If I knew I had to play this song the rest of my life I probably woulda wrote something else....
"When you strum a guitar you have everything - rhythm, bass, lead and melody"
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