Schmo Swansea Covers Wedding Function Band

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

Rod Stewart


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Schmo are an accomplished and versatile guitar based rockin covers band, with a wealth of musical talent and experience.

We play pubs, clubs, weddings, functions. We pick from a huge repertoire of songs to suit most functions that want to get people up and dancing.

The Masses Speak...

Thanks for a great night on Friday guys. Everyone thought your were fantastic. Did me and Carol proud. The mighty Schmo do it again. You guys are awesome. Also a special thanks to Pete for playing freebird for us, even though it drives him nuts. Big thanks again guys. Will see you soon

Phil Craven

Fantastic evening live band were brilliant!! Guitarists and drummer were fab!! They
Must have run the equivalent to 10k

Jane Griffiths

You are literally my fave band, diversity music, I'm going to book you folks again for sure, top genuine guys, banter and brill

James Jones (General Manager @ St Helen's Rugby and Cricket Ground)

Just wanted to say a big thank you for Saturday, we hope you got back to Wales ok!  Dan and I had a great day and all our guests had a fantastic time, with many saying awesome the band were! You really helped make the day what it was so huge thank you to all of you. We hope you enjoyed yourselves along the way too! Looking forward to seeing you guys again soon! Thanks again - Jack and Danielle

Jack and Danielle

Only Schmo could have success at 4 gigs in 4 days. What a weekend boys ….congratulations.
We only came to one 'game' at the Rock and Fountain in Newton … and it was ace. The news is that the following three nights were just as good.
Thanks for always giving your all boys and for great live music.

Mike & Sue

Had a fab day!!!! Lovely time with good friends and a lot of vino consumed..... Topped off with a wee boogie with the fab JoeSchmo

Jo Israel

Amazing night last night with some fab friends. .... Joe Schmo absolutely rocked !!!!!

Clare John
The guys played at our Rally and were outstanding, they are brilliant. To keep hairy arse bikers happy is indeed a tough job but the guys managed it with ease. They are reliable, entertaining and professional, we will be seeing them again.
Thank you guys.
Nicola Brimble and Black Mountains Chapter.
Nicola Brimble

Played The Bay View to a packed house last Sunday night. They had half the pub up dancing on tables, the other half under the table!....oh actually that was just me. Top draw entertainment. Check them out again soon at The Bay View


Great gig last night Joe Schmo in the office!

Dan Gomersall

Cracking gig last night

Dorian Davies

Watched you at the bay view on a sunday had such a fab time did not realise when monday began can't wait for more at the bay on 9th April, such a nice atmosphere and great place for a live band! see you all soon x x


Joe Schmo rocked in the Office, Swansea last night -absolutely brilliant. Such fantastic band who love what they do amazingly talented bunch of guys (They played at our wedding so some of you will remember them)

Helen Kenna

Thankyou Jo Schmo you were as always AWESOME

Kathryn Davies

Idea for a girly night, awesome band they played for our 25th anniversary and a few other mates events... guaranteed a fantastic night

Sharon Thomas


Dez J Israel

What an awesome set Saturday night at the Bay View..danced till our feet were bleeding.

You guys ROCK!!

Kyle & BB

Dear Joe Schmo

A huge thank you for playing at our wedding Corran Spa resort in July. The band was incredible and we were over the moon with the reception you received, everyone raved about how amazing you were. Our main wish was that everyone got up and danced, and your expertise and professionalism ensured this happened. We had the most wonderful day and your music added to its specialness. We wish you all the best and thank you once again.

Love Andy and Liz x

Andy & Liz MacKay


Mark Jones

Hi there.... Just wanted to mention that your band was fantastic last night ~ amazing as ever!!
When are you next playing in an open venue? X

Rachael Woollacott

Just a quick email to say a massive thank you to you & the band for playing at our wedding in The Gower Hotel. You guys were awesome and we've had loads of compliments from friends and family about your set!  Perfect mix of old and new got everyone dancing and having a good time!  I know it's been ages since the wedding but we've been super busy since we got back from honeymoon.   We've recently had our photos back from our photographer and there were a few of the band which I've tagged onto this email if you're interested.

Hope all is well & we hope to come and watch you play again soon!

Owain and Ria

Awesome. Great band!

Alison David

Absolutely amazing band!! So thankful that you made our evening fantastic!!! Thank you!

Emily-Kate Davies

Great night of rock

Alan Wells

Fantastic set on Sat night lads. That and a derby win - top birthday!!

Steve Thomas

Hi Guys, Just to say thank you to you all for making James and Katie's wedding party such a fantastic night, it was really special :) Big thanks from the Groom's Mum Jaynie

Jaynie Lewis

Absolutely amazing band! I danced the whole night and I have blisters to prove it! lol. I would recommend you to anyone x

Kelly Walters

Takes alot to get me dancing.. esp when sober....but really enjoyed my groove last night beer stains on the daps per fab fab night...

Ains Symes

Joe Schmo u were brill. Such great fun & awesome music

Audrey Rogers

I can't thank you enough, all our guests loved you guys, absolutely amazing, fantastic, you honestly made the evening so special for us. Big round of applause and I'm so glad you enjoyed as much as we all did. We were saying tonight we're coming to watch you again, see you soon Xx

Liz Mackay

On holiday on the Gower we got tickets for the evening bash at Pennard Carnival 15/7/06. Saw a fantastic band called "SCHMO" we danced all night to great rock n roll covers and some more modern ones too, couldn't believe how good the Kings of Leon one was and The Chillies!! If you really want a great night and dance your socks off go and see SCHMO you will NOT be disappointed.

Sharon Bayliss

Top night out celebrating the Big 50 of Patrick and Wayne !! Thank you guys the epic hangover and sore feet are evidence of a banging party!!

Lynne Toy

Saw you at the bay view last weekend... OMG!! you guys ROCK....SERIOUSLY!!
Thoroughly enjoyed and our feet were aching form all the dancing. We're definately coming to see you again at the bay view in July. Keep up the good work boys!


Hi Andy, can you tell the lads that the band was ace on Saturday, everyone had a ball. Cheers Layna

Eye of Ra MCC

Oh my god - dudes I saw you Sunday and my god I was impressed. Seriously you guys rock. And thanx SOOO much for Everlong guys! You aced it, it was awesome! Four Kicks was phenomenal and Free Bird is it? OH MY!!! I loved it boys.
Brilliant set! I'll be definately seeing you guys in the future - Bay View - 25th June, i'm there!!!


Our wonderful buddies in Joe Schmo just dedicated "Alive" to us. Even more amazing? Their mind blowing version of "Rosalie". Outstanding.

Mark Jones

Thanks for doing James and my birthday party last Sat.
You were absolutely brilliant - everyone has commented on it!!

Andrew Clemes

Thanks guys for the most amazing gig last night at Jim's 50th. Some proper fussy giggers there last night and nothing but praise for you guys. You were bloody awesome and a pleasure to deal with from booking to end of gig. Could not recommend you highly enough and would definitely book you again. xx

Claire Thomas French

Just realised I haven't thanked you properly for playing at the wedding- was an amazing night! Everyone said it made the evening do! Thank you so so much- you were fab!! Em n Matt xxxx

Matt & Em Landers

Best band in South Wales

Phil Craven

You guys were once again AWESOME!!! Joschmo

Kathryn Davies

They (Joe Schmo) are brilliant especially the drummer, never seen someone enjoy themselves so much!

Karen Huxley

Played at our wedding and my nephews too. Great band. Must see!!!!

Steve "Fluff" Kenna

Only just recovering... think my feet will be sore for days tho with all the dancing. Thanks for making a great night.

Lyndele Brand

Last, but not least, the entertainment. JoeSchmoSwansea - Thank you for rocking the socks off everyone! You well and truly surpassed yourselves. Had everyone up dancing! *bride was the last one standing :-p* amazing sound, amazing gents! You were an absolute hit!
Our day wouldnt have been the success it was without every single one of you. So thank you. From the bottom of our hearts

Jo and Ritchie Care

OMG!!!! Kate Henderson and I just had an amazing time at The Bay View Swansea, Joe Schmo were playing live, Absolutely fantastic. We are definitely fans.

Julie Butler